Quokka

The rapist of the animal kingdom. Created when a Kangaroo and a Koala had a bit too much to drink.

Whoaa a cute Quokka
Agghhghghgg (quokka rape noises)

by quokka research team March 25, 2013

Quokka pile

A large pile of unwashed laundry that accumulates in the corner of ones room, common amongst teenage men. An overflowing laundry basket.

Clean up that Quokka pile!

by doof15 May 07, 2009

Being quokka

To be overly excited or overwhelmed by laughter you can't even control yourself

Fam, are you taking the piss or are you just being quokka innit?

by TheYFB March 30, 2020

Quokka Soccer

The sport of kicking a rare Australian native marsupial (found principally on Rottnest Island); the Quokka, much like a soccer ball.

Hey Garth, Pat and I are going to Rottnest Island. You up for a game of Quokka soccer?

by Jeffffrey October 11, 2009

quokka

a cute animal that always smiles also used to describe people

Girl:that guy is so cute he looks like a quokka

by quandaledinglefortniteballs October 06, 2022

Quokka

The shadiest animal in the kingdom. Don’t let its smile fool you, it’s plotting humanities demise.

Leader of the Woodland Critters in South Park, Colorado.l and Satanist.

Mischievous; up to no good; shady; shit-stirrer.

Yoo bruh have you seen these Quokka’s?? Yeah, bruv, but don’t let their cuteness fool you … they are plotting against you.

Adriana is for sure a quokka. She’s always talking shit behind your back

by dvtch August 10, 2024

Quokka-faced

An eager, happy but mindless expression on the face. All the lights are on but no one is home.

The Bouan-Bathor stared quokka-faced at Cara Delvingne and tried to make her wear the stupid hat.

by Fred Bigley May 24, 2018