A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.
"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."
by DaveJAKAPythagoras June 13, 2018
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by Box Of Bingus April 21, 2021
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Get the Pythagorean Theorem mug.Method of smoking marijuanna for teams of three or more. First person inhaling smoke must exhale into a cardboard wrapping paper tube, while the second person in the triangle inhales through the other end of the tube. When the first person is done exhaling, he or she passes their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the tube, then they exhale into the tube while the third person inhales.
by Usual Suspects September 26, 2006
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by Usual Suspects September 26, 2006
Get the pythagorean smoking mug.(v.)(trans.): to use the Pythagorean Theorem to solve for an unknown side of a right triangle. Used mostly in nerd circles.
John: Shoot, how am I going to find the magnitude of this net force vector?
Bob: Dude, just Pythagorean it!
Bob: Dude, just Pythagorean it!
by Stephen Industries February 4, 2009
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"Oh, you did the Eiffel Tower last night? I didn't know you were gay? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I just fucked two girls, The Pythagorean style."
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