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pirate's pussy 

slang term used to describe the facial hair style of beard called a goatee.

In years past there was no women on pirate ships. The old pirates encouraged the younger deck hands to grow goatees.

When the older pirates received oral sex from the men with goatees the beard hair reminded them of a woman's pubic hair.
Tristan couldn't wait to fuck Stephan's pirate's pussy, since the extra facial hair made him feel less gay.
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puss pirate 

1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.

2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.
I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.
puss pirate by FOJB February 23, 2008