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The act of triumphantly cumming on a girls chest and then using a black light or ultraviolet lamp to see your sparkling white cum in a fluorescent purple
My wife really earned her purple heart last night after an awesome episode of Hells Kitchen made me randy.
by Muerto1 July 13, 2009
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a medal received in the military that is handed out like 800mg Ibuprofen is in the military, which anyone in the military knows is given for all ailments including cancer, its a shame too because some people actually deserve this medal versus the people who were waiting to go to battle and received a splinter in their finger and kissed a lot of higher ranking ass and were put in for these medals through chain of command such as ,er, John KerryPeanut Fucker, oh i'm sorry did i really just say that?I deserve my medals so much that I just had to throw them away, Im so proud of me and my country that i'm going too picket and protest the war cause i'm so smart!
John Kerry is a undeserving, disrespectful, piece of crap who somehow weaseled his way into saying he has three purple hearts, that he threw away and then later retrieved on e-bay,oh and i almost forgot a very unfortunate frankensteinish looking man!
by Shannon September 10, 2004
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Jumping on the grenade at the bar, even though it was nowhere near being a sacrifice for your buddies. You still get the medal for bravery.
Bro you totally deserve a purple heart for that grenade you jumped on at the bar
by not_tanner October 11, 2014
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when a girl sucks your balls so hard you get a hickie on your sac. the puple is for the color of with you balls turn and heart for the courage to with stand the situation.
bro my girl just gave me a purple heart.
by the 12th man September 25, 2010
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A 1:4 kill/death ratio in BF2. This is a minimum of 5 kills and 20 deaths.

hense: you suck ass at the game and by getting a "purple heart" even furthers you sucking ass, except you're now being told by EA.. ouch.

suggestions to cope with thee: die.
doooman is shooting at someone but cannot get any kills, he does however kill 5 people to his 20 deaths and recieves a giant kick-in-the-ass (purple heart). Game over, you suck.
by Lanez November 6, 2007
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Purple Heart Emoji

I sent her a dick pic and she sent me a Purple Heart Emoji ..she lowkey feeling me
by Jacintosworld February 19, 2017
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Purple Heart Gang

Those who are PurpleHeartGang are able to read between the lines amidst the political chaos that ensues western civilization today. Instead of relying on name-calling and political segregation they are able to understand the positives and negatives of blue pill and red pill philosophies and attempt to reconcile the differences. Many people/accounts do not know they are Purple Heart Gang even though the force is deep within them. They are keyboard warrior poets amongst mere keyboard warriors.
Person 1: I don't know why liberal media keeps calling JP an alt-right hero.

Person 2: I know, if anything he's a spokesman for the Purple Heart gang 💜
by Purpheartgang May 8, 2018
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