pumaholic

1.) One who is completely obsessed with the newest pair of puma kicks.

"I'm addicted to fresh, 6 pairs of kicks is my definition of 12 steps, and I'm a total pumaholic."

by dj ubiquitous August 4, 2007

humpaholic

To hump non-stop during sexual activities.

My girl was fucking my dick all night long even after I jizzed in her. She is a humpaholic.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

bumpaholic

IN BRIEF: A woman that is pregnant or has kids too often.

EXAMPLE: Being pregnant can sometimes be addictive to a woman, especially a bumpaholic.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 11, 2009

poopaholic

Person who poops alot.

If you poop a lot in 1 day you may be a poopaholic

by Edie Rod January 2, 2008

pussaholic

A human male that is addicted to a human female's vagina. This condition is not to be confused with sexual addiction. This condition demands the male stimulate the female libido using oral, digital, a device and/or penile rubbing(also known as "dry humping") of the female's genitalia. Usually most these forms of stimulation are used during any one session which ultimately leads to sexual intercourse.

The above listed forms of stimulation are not all inclusive, use your own imagination to make additions, the more the better.

These sessions can be repeated multiple times during the day or night. An adept Pussaholic can overcome headaches, menstrual cycles or any other roadblock that a female can throw at the male.

Homosexual females my substitute the appropriate terms as they see fit.

Man, that dude gets more ass, he's a real pussaholic!

Our sex life was dull, I mean really dull, so I tried new stuff and now my wife calls me a real pussaholic. Sex has never been greater!

She may be beautiful, but stay away, she is a pussaholic and will cut you down.

by Pussaholic September 30, 2014

humpaholic

Person who humps non-stop until erection.

My girl is a humpaholic. I tried to jizz on her face but she kept humping me when I tried to push her off.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

purpaholic

1. a person who is addicted to purple

2. a person who is in love with purple

3. a person who prefers to die without seeing purple

4. often associated with emo

5. included in the family of lavender, lilac and violet

there's a girl wearing purple shirt and purple pants, purple shoes with purple backpack, wearing purple shades with purple lipstick chewing a purple bubblegum while crossing the street.

person 1: damn, lots of purple. what a purple girl!

person 2: no dude, she's not a purple girl rather ...a purpaholic girl.

by misscongeniality March 6, 2009