Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.
by God in his humanlyist form September 30, 2012

by jameseatschildren October 5, 2020

You: watching Youtube
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by Mr 924 April 15, 2019

A neighbor has pull-back hair, in other words, it looks like someone spunked a huge wad of cum on her head from a nerdy guy that loves pork.
by Haabas October 25, 2007

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>
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by jameseatschildren October 5, 2020
