puddle jumper

Small spacecraft created by the Ancients. Several of these ships were discovered in various hangars in Atlantis, and are used by the Atlantis Expedition for various purposes. Puddle Jumpers feature retractable thrusters that allow them to travel through a Stargate, as well as powerful drone weapons for self-defense and a cloaking device to avoid detection. They are operated via neural interface, and so the ATA gene is required to activate and pilot the ship.

Lt. Col. John Sheppard got into Jumper 1, their puddle jumper, with Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, and Dr. Rodney McKay.

by SG-Me February 16, 2010

puddle jumper

A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.

Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.

Toni: Hey, don't diss my ride, I love my Beetle!

by Bellboy April 22, 2007

puddle jumper

The owner of a new puppy or small animal.

Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now!

by JackBauerIsMyHero January 26, 2007

puddle jumper

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

by Phineas Q July 31, 2008

puddle jumper

When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.

Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome.

Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL

Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked out and fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.

by trav907 May 28, 2008

puddle jumper

a slang term for a moped

That boy is going to die riding that puddle jumper on the highway.

by corvus808 October 22, 2009

puddle jumper

A combination of the terms "wetback" and "border jumper".

I'll give that puddle jumper a good old-fashioned bean stomping.

by Nazi Steve January 18, 2010