The pucker factor

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.
Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.
by masteryt February 29, 2012
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pucker factor

Fear of the unknown, the unexpected, surprise, knowing you may be injured serverly and fearing you may not be killed outright!
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by "Duke"Webster November 09, 2003
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pucker factor

When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount
If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc
by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008
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Bobo Pucker Factor

A semi-common phrase used to describe your butt (bobo) puckering up in an intense situation. The phrase is mostly used when referring to driving situations, but has been used in others.
"Dude! That Semi about flipped my car over!" "Woah man, that is a serious bobo pucker factor."

"I was coming down Sunset Hill at 50 miles per hour when my accelerator stuck! Serious bobo pucker factor, but I managed my way out of it."

"Your bobo is gonna pucker if you keep that up."
by TheSassinatorIndeed December 18, 2009
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major pucker factor

A major pucker factor is a critical problem that that everybody's ass so tight you couldn't slip in a sheet of paper sideways.
Mark Foley's escapes created a major pucker factor amongst Republicans.

by Mora Hastits December 18, 2006
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pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.
"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"
by LuLu B. August 20, 2007
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Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 18, 2024
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