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puck bunny

aka the hockey team ho
at my school ive been called the puck bunny or the hockey team ho, what can i say... hockey players are HOTT
by RedHotItalianLover February 23, 2004
mugGet the puck bunnymug.

puck bunny

A female, particularily in high school, who only hangs out with pucks (otherwise known as hockey boys) or other puck bunnies. may exhibit other talents such as dancing, exfoliating, and rapid makeup application. wears a lot of spandex and specializes in moral ambiguity. rarely exlusive with one puck for more than a day at a time. hates and is hated by other girls.
puck bunny: hey baby!!!
puck: i love it when you talk dirty to me
innocent bystander: the only people that girl talks to are the pucks, she's such a puck bunny
by sympathy for the devil June 10, 2005
mugGet the puck bunnymug.

puck bunnies

Stupid hoes that go to hockey games just to watch the players when they actually don't understand anything that's going on. Can also be referred to as puck sluts.
Fan 1: Hey, you enjoy the game last night?
Fan 2: I tried to, but all the puck bunnies kept cheering at the wrong times and making catcalls.
Fan 1: Damn those sluts.
by AsDfGhJkL;'ZxCvBNst#wbfj December 31, 2011
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puck bunny

A hockey whore. Will be found at a majority of the travel team's home games wearing slutty clothes completely unsuited for a hockey rink. Only objective is to bang one of the hockey guys. Facebook/myspace page will be open to everyone and will feature multiple mirror shots. (She stands in front of a mirror and takes a picture of her reflection.)
That puck bunny has hooked up with half the hockey team.
by carly morgan March 29, 2009
mugGet the puck bunnymug.

puck bunny

A girl who has slept with at least 5 hockey players on one team.

Also referred to as either "puck" or "bunny" for short.
Kate is such a puck bunny...she's slept with at least 6 of the Mississauga Ice Dogs now.
by Brenna July 3, 2003
mugGet the puck bunnymug.

puck bunny

a teen who is oddly attracted to hockey girls and honestly obsesses over them in every way possible
“she really is a puck bunny. she went after the whole team.”
by fuckymeeeeee December 16, 2019
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puck bunny

someone who wants to have sex with Tyson the best goaly in the world...
I would love to be Tysons puck bunny
by stormy February 11, 2004
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