Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

by ValGal January 30, 2009

pubic hair tumbleweed

When you haven't cleaned your bathroom in so long that if there is a slight breeze pubic hair rolls across your floor.

It's so gross in my bathroom that there's pubic hair tumbleweed.

by angates April 21, 2016

pubic hair

The hair in the groin area, obtained during puberty which can be beautiful and sexy. There is no good reason for people today to shave this hair off (trimming is OK). Hundreds of years ago some people had to shave it because of lice, but then some would wear a merkin to cover the bare spot -- so they wouldn't look prepubescent.

Pubic hair is not your enemy.

by musdan77 June 23, 2009

pubic hair

A patch of hair near the private parts. Men have it, women have it. It's like a jungle down there.

Speaking of which, I learned that white people don't use washcloths. Did you know that? I'm serious they got one bar of soap in the house. Every time I go to use it, someone's pubic hair was in it. Why yo ass gonna put the wrong bar of soap in your butt and all that. Maybe I need to wash my face...or my feet.

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

Anti Pubic Hair Society (APHS)

The Anti Pubic Hair Society (APHS)is a rapidly growing group of radical people who do not like pubic hair. The group was initially set up in 2006 as a prank on myspace and on facebook in 2007 (it can be can be found on both using the search terms "anti pubic hair society") this rapidly expanding group regularly discuss various pubic hair related topics from methods of hair removal to types of hair styling and includes celebrities from the theatre world and music industry. Sharing photos and videos is common among members.

Anti Pubic Hair Society (APHS)
"there is nothing worse than getting a mouth full of pubes stuck in your teeth"

by SamClare January 5, 2009

pubic hair fire

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

Pim: "Have you tried the new pubic hair removal treatment?"
Natasha: "What's that?"
Pim: "They set fire to your pubes..."
Natasha:"Pubic hair fire?"
Pim:"FIRE IN THE HOLE, BABY!!!" *hysterical laugh*

by theguywiththepeircedtesticles November 18, 2013

pubic hair

the stuff that gets in the way of the girls face when she is sucking your dick, also known to other women as fuzzy and fun to pull ((ooooooooooowwwwwwww))

don't cut your pubic hair off bob you might cut yourself then what you gonna do vagina crotch!!!!!

by austin February 11, 2005