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promised land

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol
by fiftycent4Life August 23, 2005
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getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
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promiseland of ashtrays

when your fresh out of ciggarettes, screaming at the world, and you happen to stumble across a full ashtray glistening with beautiful butts just waiting for you to light them and take the remaining three hits.
"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING PROMISELAND OF ASHTRAYS!"
by dextromethorphan moments December 2, 2009
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the Promiseland

In reference to someone coming back to their hometown
or
A term of endeerment for the town they left behind
Man 1: Dude, I'm coming into the Promiseland now!
Man 2: Welcome back.

Man 1: Whered you say you were from?
Man 2: This little village on the other side of the hill, place was the Promiseland

promise land
by Joker King June 11, 2011
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