procrapsinate

the act of holding in shit when you really have too.
Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.

guy 1:Dude this game is awesome!
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks

by procrapsinator1 August 27, 2010

Procrapstinate

When you should be doing something else but instead you're sitting on the toilet and both legs are asleep.

Wyatt should've been working, but he would procrapstinate instead.

by Darkling Toddles June 23, 2021