preshtup

(variant of precop that rhymes with prenup) A mutually binding verbal agreement by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract are futile.

Q: So, are you going to call her today?
A: No, that would be a violation of our preshtup.

by oranger May 24, 2009

Pre Shit Ass Gas

extremely stinky flatulence prior to dropping a deuce

Gas before a person defecates

dude i will see you later, your standing down wind in my pre shit ass gas. gotta go drop the deuces

by paintblusher pantie dropper April 11, 2011

Prestitute

An noun, referring to a person in power who "sells out" for some personal gain, betraying his/her supposed ideals. See sellout.

Michael: "Man, can you believe what Dean Thorpe did? He just just cancelled the Thanksgiving Dinner for the homeless so he could buy his very own Lotus Elise!"

Steven: "Really? What a prestitute."

by solidlennon7 November 19, 2009

preshat

(adverb) Used to refer to an activity undertaken immediately before taking a shit. According to comedian Michael Showalter, this is a good word to use when playing online Scrabble.

Bob shat. Preshat he was watching TV.

by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Presitard

A national leader so completely retarded that he, in and of himself, becomes a new definition of retardedness.

George W. Bush is a presitard.

by DutchMonkey May 4, 2007

Prestitute

Synonym for paid media. (Eg. NDTV and CNN-IBN in India)

NDTV news channel in India, is a run by prestitutes like Barkha Dutt.

by greg_ryan July 11, 2016

prestits

Prestits-

The douchebag that goes to your school named Preston, but has been nicknamed Prestits. Prestits usually have been seen to take extremely sad selfies and destroy the name of good music everywhere. They are normally found wearing snap backs and referring to their 'swag'. Beware of Prestits everywhere.

There goes another Prestits, don't get contaminated by his 'swag'

by AndrewBlankCurtiousyOf April 23, 2014