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CUM Pledge

A pledge taken by leftists to prevent infighting and be more effective
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online
- Hey, did you see that guy's shitty take?
- I don't care, I took the CUM pledge
by nddragoon November 1, 2020
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PregEx

a girlfriend who sticks you with the bill of her sancho's baby... WHILE PREGNANT!!!
Hey, you still with your PregEx??? You know that baby isn't yours!

RE: I know, but she can't do it alone.
by Sopits August 20, 2009
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Fallacy of the predetermined outcome

A phrase frequently used by Yankees announcer Michael Kay to refer to the flawed logic behind thinking that event x is set in stone and would have happened regardless of all events leading up to it.
Michael kay:” You don’t want to fall victim to the fallacy of the predetermined outcome, but you have to wonder how things are different if the umpire called that pitch a strike.”
by Lolknicks April 9, 2021
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Pledgey Kong

A game where kegs of beer are thrown down a set of stairs while pledges attempt to run up them. The use of a handrail and the national hazing hotline are prohibited.
Too bad we lost our charter from killing all of those pledges during pledgey kong.
by The Vag December 9, 2008
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Varsity Pledge

An absolute stud of a pledge that doesn’t let you down. rails lines, an furthermore shits in thou bush. 🧀
Oh look! Thou Varsity Pledge! Charlie Basile! Why is he shitting in that bush?!?!?
by da cheese collector 43🧀 November 7, 2021
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Prededated

The act of a savage attack: physical, moral, or just a complete mind fuck. Typically done by a true predator himself.
He felt prededated when his Lt. told him he'll be working until 0200hrs.
by theonlyone7654 July 14, 2018
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Hall of Preggers

A place where two or more women who are pregnant and in close proximity to each other, but do not have husbands, fiancees or otherwise dependable men in their lives.
Man 1: "Hey, I see Jessica and Karen are shopping together."

Man 2: "Yeah, they are the Dynamic Duo from Planet Baby Momma."

Man 1: "What?"

Man 2: "Yep, they roam the earth with their unwanted kids in a dangerous quest to find the Welfare Check since their Baby Daddies are too busy having sex with other chicks. It's the only way they can inspire the success of baby mommas everywhere."

Man 1: "Oh, where do they meet?"

Man 2: "At the Hall of Preggers, of course!"
by Preggerses July 20, 2011
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