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pounding the tuna

Pounding the tuna means to have sex with a girl
Dude: Yo Bro you wanna hang tonight?
Bro: Nah man I'm pounding the tuna tonight.
by Tygan Jonate Dreid May 31, 2016
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moon pounding

term coined by unidentified jewish media star to exemplify a painful loss by the chicago white sox .The term describes both the pain and anguish white sox fans feel by losing to inferior teams.
The Chicago White Sow took an absolute moon pounding by the Kansas City Royals last night.
by motoman September 26, 2012
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pounding ham

V. Doing drugs
Tife told Aubrey that pounding ham is good and she was silly and believed him.
by JuiceGodKingT April 26, 2016
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in for a penny, in for a pounding

A sexualized version of "in for a penny, in for a pound." Means almost the same thing as the original saying but in a sexual context as aforementioned. In context, it references sex with or without protection (in this case, without), and since it was done before might as well double down and do it again regardless of the consequences.

This was used in Team Four Star's, Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Episode 60 Epilogue.
Bulma: "But after the first time, I just thought; well, in for a penny, in for a pounding."
Trunks: "Ahhh!"
Bulma: "And I really was."
Trunks: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
by 7N_Shepard December 27, 2018
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pat pounding

pat pounding is where you and someone shag for so long you literally feel as if youve been pounded.
friend 1: courgh i had a proper shag lastnight. friend2: pat pounding?
by pat 101 April 16, 2017
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American Pounding

A.K.A. Patriot Act

1. A sex act between a man and a woman, which consists in hanging the woman to the ceiling using leather straps for the legs, engaging in rough coitus, beating the woman's rear end blue, letting go off the straps and finishing on her buttocks. Her strap marks represent the stripes, the buttocks the square and the splooge the stars of the flag of the land of freedom, hence the very appropriate name.

Note: The most ideal way to do it is to use exactly thirteen straps, commit the act against the partner's will and/or knowledge, and do it publicly, to brashly deny it afterwards. The woman, or passive partner, also has to be as light-skinned as possible.

At least four variations of this popular sex technique also exist:

The Liberal:
Giving the passive role to a man, the penetrative role to a woman, or both. Bonus points if it's also interracial.

The Conservative:
Shooting down the passive partner and burying the evidence. Bonus points if everything takes place in the cheapest Roadside Motel avaliable and no condoms are used.

Raising the Flag:
Just as the act is finished, stick a pole no less long than a broomstick on the passive partner's mouth. Actually raising the flagpole high above and saluting a possibly inexistant crowd is optional. Overdoing it may however turn the whole thing into a conservative, so be careful.

The Veteran's Day Homage:
Giving your girlfriend/wife to a real veteran for the purpose of this act.
John A: I gave a good American Pounding to Jazznellie last night.

John B: I have always dreamed of doing that shit! How was it??

John A: Son, It was glorious.
by SHITCOCK October 11, 2014
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Pounding Recession

A general slowdown in Pounding (getting laid) Activity over a sustained period of time
Dan hasn't pounded hole in a few months due to this pounding recession that he is in.
by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009
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