American Portion

American Portion: Noun. The Whole Damn Thing . All serving in one package.

"Jimmy had an American Portion of pizza and a 48oz diet Coke"

by MKRandall February 9, 2017

Bristol portions

A large slice of cake, pudding or sweet food.

"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"

"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"

by Random Hero November 7, 2019

Last Portion Syndrome

A temporary form of anxiety widely reported by chefs and catering staff who witness it every day. It concerns the dilemma faced by a customer visiting a hot buffet table and noticing that the item he wishes to purchase is the very last portion in a tray. Thus the dilemma. Does he wait longingly for the item to be replaced with a fresh batch or does he choose something else? Whatever becomes of the last portion.............?

Hey Tony ,check out the long face on that dude at the counter. Looks like LPS to me, yes I diagnose Last Portion Syndrome.

by IAIN_D October 13, 2020

Portion

Sexual intercourse, usually used to describe said act as served to a man by a woman. Made famous by the British comedian 'Jethro'.

I was round the back of the chip shop in Bodmin and the owner's daughter popped out and gave me a portion.

by recruitingofficer October 7, 2005

portions for foxes

An allusion to a Rilo Kiley song in which she talks about a fuckbuddy relationship meaning that no matter what it's bad news, but both people like it for the time being.

Eventually, sweetie, we'll all be portions for foxes so damn the torpedoes and let me finish.

"'Cause you're just damage control
for a walking corpse like me - like you

'Cause we'll all be
Portions for foxes "

by Alfredo232 November 23, 2011

portion control

Portion control is how much food they serve you at fast food restaurants

Hey bro let's go to Taco Bell no bro you won't get full there their portion control

by jimbomcc February 24, 2017

Horse Portion

The side portion of a persons leg that is exposed while seated on the toilet. This includes (but is not limited to) the lower calf, the thigh and the outer butt cheek. Named after its resemblence to the rear side portion of the equine species. Often the first sight of someone who opens an occupied bathroom door that should have been locked.

(roomate opens bathroom door, only to find his housemate having a bowel movement)
-"DUDE! Lock the door when you're taking a dump. No one wants to see your horse portion!"

by not a MUZEd November 9, 2009