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by NathanJo Tarn February 18, 2022
by Boiled Iraq February 04, 2022
Jake: fuck of dad I'm jerking off to xvideos!
Dad: son you have failed me
Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit
Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.
Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.
Pornhub.com Vs xvideos
Dad: son you have failed me
Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit
Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.
Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.
Pornhub.com Vs xvideos
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by Boiled Iraq February 04, 2022
Mayor: so votes shown for Pornhub.com Vs Planespotters.net and shows that planespotters.net has 91.7% votes and 8.3% for Pornhub.com so I declare that planespotters wins for the most favorite website
by EMD F59PHI July 26, 2024
a website where people show off their private parts and doing NASTY sexual stuff. It also shows the Thomas and friends all engines go, a cartoon inappropriate for kids
on the subway to work, i saw a kid on his Ipad watching this shit show called "Thomas & friends all engines go" a horrible revival of the beloved classic show on pornhub.com and below the video i saw a woman fingering her vagina. and in my mind I'm like "Wow these kids can really watch trashy and inappropriate stuff on the web these days"
by EMD F59PHI November 15, 2024