Porch 

To jab someone really hard in the penis.

Phil was porched so hard that his dick almost fell off.

Porch by norcher January 16, 2015

Porch 

During the Covid-19 crisis, to “porch” something is to set it outside on the porch and close the door so another can pick it up (more) safely.

I have vanilla. Come on by. I’ll porch it for you.

Porch by Trikeguy March 29, 2020

Porch 

Verb: To attack someone on their own property.

If that guy keeps bugging his neighbors, a bunch of people are going to porch him one of these days.

Porch by relesabe June 29, 2021

Porch 

The “porch” is the hair in the front of a persons head. The kitchen is in the back.

That girls porch and kitchen are nappy as hell.

Porch by Word2Mommy March 19, 2022

Porch 

When something is just really, really porch.

Brady told Joey that his juice was porch.

Porch by Joeyslefttesticle August 28, 2022

Porch 

When something is just really porch, there’s no better way to describe it.

Joey’s juice was so porch that Brady drank it.

Porch by Joeyslefttesticle August 30, 2022

Porch 

Idk ask Jackson Leis

“What’s a porch?”

Porch by Nmac06 June 27, 2025