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pooper scooper

a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.
t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!
by Pirates Treasure November 7, 2008
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vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.
yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.
by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008
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One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??
P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away

NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!
by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009
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1. something that is a HUGE letdown.
2. an annoying or weird person, who seems weirs enough to enjoy the act of skoopin poop.
aww Pooper Scooper.
ew he hooked up with her?? what a Pooper Scooper
by camie August 5, 2007
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Used in place of "idiot" or ect. to express anger and/or frustration at so called pooper scooper.
That was quite a rude remark, you are a pooper scooper.
by Anastacia Allen July 1, 2005
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term used by medical community to describe acrylic nails. Feces is inevitably lways found between the real finger nail and the acrylic nails of patients and cadavers.
"hey she doesn't have any insurance, what do we do?"

"send her to ER, how did she afford those pooper scoopers?"
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pooper scooper; also know as a mans beard when eating a girl out.
by trashytraylor October 16, 2008
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