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You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy

You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort
Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
by OhmygodShannonDawn August 14, 2021
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poop cannon

A person which is ready to poop.
Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.
by anteater97 January 15, 2009
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poop canyon

the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.
person 1: how are things?

person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped

person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
by C Mac G September 25, 2011
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Poop canon

Poop • canon

|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence

|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”

Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
by Arkayess November 17, 2018
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poop candle

A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.
Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.
by one leg out the box January 16, 2012
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poop canoe

Long, slender poop that floats in the toilet. Therefore a poop canoe.
Come look at the poop canoe. The native Americans would be so proud.
by RedSonja July 2, 2015
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poop cannon

The rectum.
My poop cannon is loaded and ready to fire. Where is the nearest bathroom?
by sleipnir13 November 18, 2012
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