Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs
“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon
DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon
DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
by OhmygodShannonDawn August 14, 2021
Get the You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy mug.Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.
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person 1: how are things?
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
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|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
by Arkayess November 17, 2018
Get the Poop canon mug.A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".
Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.
Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.
Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.
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