Poop loop

When you force an old dog to walk in circles in a snowstorm to help generate a bowel movement. So the turds to freeze over midway through passing.

“Cmon Bud, time to do the poop loop.”

by Youngjay411 January 8, 2024

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The Poop Loop

when you have a great bowel movement and need to tell your best friends how great it was.

I kept Tiffany in the Poop Loop when I texted her with glee after taking a marvelous shit.

by Uncle Joosie February 5, 2018

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The act of pressing together one's anus to another consenting party in order for one of the participants to cleanly insert stool into the rectum of the partner. The stool will then travel back out and be pushed out of from receivers anus into the giver's, creating an infinite poop loop.

Henry: Caillou, come shit inside me!
Narrator: Caillou was enjoying the infinite poop loop with his friend. He completely forgot about snack time.
Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Henry: I said come sit beside me!

by Merriam Webster Definitions July 20, 2023

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fruit loop poop

The unfortunate result of eating the fruit ringed cereal, generally consistant of a dark, to a moderate light shade of green.

Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.

by Bear Arms May 8, 2011

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The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.

Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

by jacktyronemartinez November 15, 2010

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