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pooh bear

The act of leaving your shirt on during sex because you are too embarrassed about your fat gut.
Hey man, did you hear about RobbieBB went pooh bear with that chick last night?
by RobbieBB January 22, 2016
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the action of doing someone up the butt, using honey as your lubricant.
I pooh beared the chick after she got really drunk,
by Gonzalez June 24, 2005
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whena girl doesnt wipe her butt and participates in anal sex. so the pooh makes the guy angry as a bear.
guy 1: Dude this chick freaked me out, she pooh beared me last night
guy 2: NO FREAKING WAY!
by zach bassin May 27, 2010
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Pooh Bear

The act of including honey during sex, particularly the act of eating ass. Honey is squirted into the ass, and the other member eats the honey, similarly to Pooh Bear eating honey from a jar. It is best performed as similarly to Pooh Bear, who eats honey by shoving his entire nose and mouth into the jar.
My girl and I got frisky in the kitchen last night; one thing led to another, and before I knew it she was sitting on my face and honey was dripping onto my nose. I opened my mouth to say something and my tongue slipped in, man... I Pooh Bear'd her!
by QueenAndPeasant September 28, 2017
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a fat posh lad, who eats too much and has eyes bigger than pies lmao! But fancies the really pretty girls!
Oh my GOd he like Pooh bear or somethink! hes always eating and talks in that really annoying voice *cringe* he really likes Becky yer know? lmao, she wants his head on a stick!
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
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A guy that acts hard in front of everyone but is a panzy when he's alone with his girl or a female he is talking too. He goes from being a hard ass to kissing her ass. Its adorable, but annoying
"You are such a pooh bear when no one is around "
by Asap_dopebunni October 10, 2015
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A guy, who despite obvious shortcomings, end up with a hunny
"Man, his cash flows dry like a day really sunny but he stays Pooh Bear, getting hunnys."

"That brotha's broke, ugly, and stupid, but he stays so Pooh Beared."
by EBrew17 August 14, 2008
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