pooey

To be full of poo and feeling like you really have to go #2.

Megan had to leave yoga early because she was feeling pooey.

by Nyx The Cat May 29, 2008

pooey

the word pooey means, ur shit, ugly, gay, or anything bad. We use the word usually as a joke but can also be used as a bad word.

hey John your so pooey.

by pooeylooeyboy February 28, 2022

pooey

The black oily resin found in the pipe (or stem) of a bong

"Can you clean the pooey out of the bong? It's all blocked up."

by Beeminator July 29, 2004

pooey

another word for an ass

i want to shove this in your pooey

by frank schmalenpine August 27, 2008

Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Pooey fingers

When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there

Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??

by Shalom I’m salad fingers July 10, 2019