Pommy bastard

English people. Did you see they dirty pommy bastards shagging each other like dirty fairy cunts yes Jimmy I did they ain’t got a dicks so they use a dildo strapper. Don’t worry they’re only Hairy sheep shagging bastards

Pommy bastards are so stuck up their arse but then lose to Australia in everything they do. And I’m Scottish

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Pommy Wash

The quick wash used in England on a daily basis while waiting for a weekly weekend bath. This is done at a sink and requires a flannel to clean the face, neck, underarms and genital area,

Mate, I've got no interest in going down on her tonight - she's only done Pommy Washes for the past week.

by Wof Woffie Tram November 30, 2021

poofyfinger

Poofyfinger is a derogatory name given to anyone who plays games too much using a mouse. It is the next generation medical term, much like how Carpal Tunnel Syndrome became known in the past fifteen years.

"Johnny, you better stop playing those games, or else you'll develop a poofyfinger"

Doctor: I'm sorry Susan, it is absolutely necessary to amputate your poofyfinger

Patient: ok

by poofyfinger November 24, 2006

Pommylish

A slang term used to describe the perversion of the English language by British people. The colloquial speak of the brits.

Pommy 1, "Y'alllright mate?"

Pommy 2, "Blimey no! I fell arse over elbow for this fine bird last night. Rejected though. Got all cheesed off about it too. Had to have a nice wank afterwards to settle myself down."

Pommy 1, "Bloody hell, that sounds barmy! But better than a kick to the bollocks any day."

And that is pommylish.

by asslicker529 October 28, 2011

pomey

Not much. What's up with you, homey?

You: I found this weird definition on Urban dictionary.com, but I don't think I understand it. Alexa, what's a pomey?
Alexa: Not much. What's up with you, homey?

by NVMcHawk July 6, 2020

poofy

Fluffy with fur, hair, shrubbery, etc.

"That kitty cat is poofy. Feed it can food!"
"Look at this well-cut shrub, it's so poofy."

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher June 9, 2004

whinging pommy bastard

Englishman that complains a lot; or, an Englishman. Whinge means to whine or to complain, a pommy or pommie is an Englishman, and bastard is just for emphasis.

Why do you Australians always talk about "whinging pommy bastards?"

by octopod November 5, 2006