Skip to main content

Pollen Pussy

A phenomenon that occurs during anal sex when you are not totally clean and there is a faint yellow residue.
My boy tried to clean out but I still got me some pollen pussy. It’s okay though. I was wearing black underwear.
by Tx_bottom_bro May 27, 2020
mugGet the Pollen Pussy mug.

Cross Pollenation

A common hazard of MMF-threesomes. One man accidentally ejaculates on the other man. Can also occur through "sloppy seconds" experiences(oral, vaginal and anal).
"Matt dude, was there any cross pollenation on your trip to Paris(Eiffel Tower) with Molly and Dan??"
by SACK ROWE January 13, 2008
mugGet the Cross Pollenation mug.

pollen

A strong block type weed- usually copressed buds or high quality resin. All very, very good.
"If you really really want me to spend my last 20 on 'this', - I will"
by Big Tommy P March 26, 2003
mugGet the pollen mug.

the pollening

The pollening is a season in Cincinnati when all the plants suffocate Cincinnatians with pollen, it's in between third winter and actual spring.
Dude, the pollening is coming hopefully Kroger's hasn't been bought out of musinex.
by Lasalle > Elder May 11, 2019
mugGet the the pollening mug.

sex pollen

A trope often used in fanfiction that bring two characters together in a sexual encounter
Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!

Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!
by Em-erald September 10, 2022
mugGet the sex pollen mug.

Pollenate

A sexual act where the female is giving a blowjob. When the male is about to finish, he pulls out of her mouth and ejaculates up her nose causing her to sneeze.

This is a refrence to how plant pollen is plant sperm, and makes you sneeze.
Yo, winter is finally over, time to pollenate some sluts.
by Daddys Long Cock May 27, 2016
mugGet the Pollenate mug.

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.
Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016
mugGet the Pollen jockey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email