pokemon cards 

Slang for nudes.

Guy: How many pokemon cards do you have?
Guy 2: I got a full deck. I have 4 charizards
Guy: Daaaaaaaamn you wanna trade some of those for 7 rares?
Guy 2: What do you think I am, a liberal?

pokemon cards by thatsthat_ November 6, 2019

pokemon cards 

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

pokemon cards by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Pokémon Cards 

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.

Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!

Pokémon Cards by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021

Trading Pokemon Cards 

A discreet way to talk about having sex.

"I've been trading Pokemon cards wit Luke all week long now!"-Lauren

Trading Pokemon Cards by the flashy knight March 19, 2011

Trade Pokemon Cards 

When two virgins have sex and take each other's virginity.

Person 1: me and my boyfriend had sex last week!

Person 2: wow so you did trade pokemon cards?

Person 1: what?

Trade Pokemon Cards by SunsunSunra October 18, 2019

Pokémon Card 

A card that is part of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. Usually has a picture of a Pokémon on it, or some form of item or person. Can be used in the actual card game, or just to collect.

Friend: “You wanna see my Pokémon cards?”
Me: “Sure why not, maybe we can trade.”

Pokémon Card by OfficialDeltaGamer March 17, 2019

pokemon card 

the best thing EVER

bob:do you have a pokemon card steve:yes wanna trade

pokemon card by bm88 February 28, 2022