Poff

Proof of fake friends

Jake was spreading rumors about Khamoni*
Khamoni: jake you’re Poff

by Geniusblackgirl! August 9, 2020

Poff

Someone who has homo-sexual tendencies, but is straight.

Aww dude your such a Poff!!

by GDawgInTheMix2k6 August 3, 2010

Poff

Noun: Poff
1. EXTREMELY negative, pestimistic, and realistic human being

Verb/action: Poffing
1. To be EXTREMELY at the most level negative and pestimistic
2. To annoy all those around you with negativity
3. To ruin movies by pointing out how that would not happen in real life

Adjective: Poff
1. EXTREMELY negative and pestimistic

Girl: UGH! That would never happen in the real world! Romeo and Juliet is so unrealistic! My day is going so miserably! So much homework! UGH!
*storms off*

Dude: Bro, she is such a poff.

by mrpopper September 21, 2011

Poff

When trying to spell the word off but you are currently playing a game, so you misspell it and you don’t care to fix it.

“Yes I will make sure to turn it poff.”

by Meesh24 March 14, 2018

Poff

It was created by NexJen on March 29, 2019 and it is a word that has the the same meaning as pull or pop

Hold on , let’s see if I can poff in out

by Draniting September 2, 2020

snow poff

A fluffy, light pile of snow that would likely make a "poff" sound upon jumping into it
(Origin: Undertale )

You jump into the snow poff. You hear a small *poff* as you do so. Sadly, there was no dog...

by Alexandrianna September 23, 2017

piff poff

Something an idiot says.

Fuggle: "Piff poff!"

by bagheadinc November 20, 2008