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pneumatic sniff

When you fart in your office chair, then lower the chair to be able to sniff the fart faster
I ripped this epic bomb in my office, which was definitely worthy of a pneumatic sniff, so I lowered my chair to inhale my bean cloud closer to the source.
by Pandastic July 8, 2016
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pneumatic scissoring

When two lesbians fart while scissoring eachother.
Me: "What the hell is that noise? And what is that smell?"
Ale: "Oh, that is just two chicks doing some hot pneumatic scissoring in the other room"
by Efty February 6, 2013
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pneumatic turd

a 'pnuematic turd' occurs when one farts in such a way as to trap the gaseous noxious mix inside one's rectum, thus creating an air pocket in one's rectum, mimicing the feeling of turding one's self.
"Oh man, I thought I just crapped my pants, but I only had a pneumatic turd. Thank God, because I do not have a change of underroos with me."
by bubbakeg99 December 28, 2009
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pneumatic hammer

The act of using a vacuum nozzle to hold a rubber dildo, while using it on your partner in a fast and rigorous motion.
I gave my maid a pneumatic hammer yesterday.
by Ghouch October 10, 2015
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Triple placebo pneumatic bypass

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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Like a pneumatic drill in a manhole

Fucking like well-endowed rabbits in the ass.
Lucie made love like a pneumatic drill in a manhole.
by polly pocket 89 June 17, 2018
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Pneumatization

Being so deeply immersed in the life, practices, and presence of the Orthodox faith that your existence naturally radiates divine influence, to the extent that those who interact with you feel a moral or spiritual compulsion to embrace the faith themselves as a matter of conscience or calling.
“Through his complete dedication to prayer, fasting, and service, Father Dimitri achieved such pneumatization that everyone who knew him felt a natural pull toward the Orthodox faith itself.”
by wojowniczychristuss November 7, 2025
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