He hasn't he been with? That kid's a serious plumber!
by Javi March 07, 2005
When a friend, partner or acquaintance plugs your anus with their fist when you have an extreme case of diarrhea, thus stopping the leak. If done incorrectly, the excrement will run down the partner's arm.
Ex 1: Bob: Aww man, I've got anal leakage again. Time to call the plumber
Joe: ... What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ex 2: Maria! Your crappy Mexican food gave me an assquake!
Give me the good old plumber!
Joe: ... What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ex 2: Maria! Your crappy Mexican food gave me an assquake!
Give me the good old plumber!
by Mr. Normous November 09, 2011
Someone who evades projectiles in an online video game such as Halo by jumping constantly. The word is a reference to Mario, the famous jumping plumber who's the hero of the Nintendo games Donkey Kong and Super Mario Bros.
by happychainsaw July 11, 2008
by ladyr November 08, 2009
A person who you hire to fix something. But little do you know all they do is stick some duck tape down your toilet or on a pipe and call it a day
by phlatty patty May 12, 2019
Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.
see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts
see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts
by v13 November 07, 2006
A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005