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phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.
Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
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by jkkstyle June 13, 2013
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Phone bot

A person who is constantly using there cell phone.
I cannot believe how so many people are constantly using there cell phones all of the time , it's like every time you see them there head's are buried in them walking , waiting or even while trying to pay for something at the register in the store even while driving a car , it's like these people have become phone bots .
by CFOD May 7, 2022
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Gramma-phone

(1) A phone call to ones grandparents.

(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver.
(1)You should make a gramma-phone at lease every other month.

(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 4, 2009
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phone-keys-wallet

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.
Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
by moodybluesman April 1, 2009
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money phone

Holding a stack of cash to your ear and taking selfie to flex on the 'gram.
"Holding money to your ear
There's a disconnect
We don't call that money over here" - Jay-Z. Lyrics describing the money phone fad
by Niobe Rock July 12, 2017
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Phone Stack

A game that takes place usually over a meal or any social gathering in an attempt to get everyone to actually interact with each other as opposed to being glued to their smartphone screens. The rules are as followed.

Everyone in the group must give up their phones and place them in a pile, stacking them on top of one another. The goal is to then see who can go the longest without their device. Then, whoever caves first, must suffer the consequences of whatever punishment was decided on prior to the stacking. Say you are at a restaurant. Everyone would stack their phones in the middle of the table. It is agreed upon amongst the participants that whoever grabs their phone first must pay the bill.
Person A - "We're playing Phone Stack!"
(Everyone's phones are put in a stack in the middle of the table)
Person A - "Whoever grabs their phone first has to pay the bill!"
*Several minutes pass, and Person B's phone goes off, and he/she grabs their phone*
Person C - "Hah! You lost! You're payin' up!"
Person B - "****!"

Video Example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvugLZE0DFk
by vsms? March 19, 2013
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Phonecognito

Not reachable using calls or emails to your smartphone.
“I’m going phonecognito this weekend. I mean it.”

“Got it. Oh, but what if Winona calls? About the proposal. Can I email you at least?”

“Nope. Total phonecognito.”

“Geeeeeez. You really are serious. So you’re not even taking your phone?”

“Well, .. but not for work.”
by PJMac August 21, 2012
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