Skip to main content

platypussy

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.
OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!
by dinowhxre August 15, 2020
mugGet the platypussy mug.

platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
by caitlin Perry June 12, 2008
mugGet the platypussies mug.

platypussies

Wow! Look at all these Platypussies
by Agent.P November 28, 2019
mugGet the platypussies mug.

platypussy

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.
"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Negro platypussy, git r done?"

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."
by Sneezy Hallow January 10, 2009
mugGet the platypussy mug.

platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
by caitlin Perry December 9, 2008
mugGet the platypussies mug.

platypussy

a platypussy is a dead animal on a clay dirt road.
C-“OMG!!!! Did y’all just see that platypussy in the road!!!”
M- “OMG! We have to turn around and go look at it.”
by YoU wAnT sOmE fUk¿ April 25, 2020
mugGet the platypussy mug.

platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
by caitlin Perry December 14, 2008
mugGet the platypussies mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email