by me_gusta_ducharte February 05, 2010
by Raptor and Blackout November 10, 2010
get yo maskk on
by dj charlie chicken soup February 18, 2015
Simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)
Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?
God:
well because i couldnt think of anythin better
Jesus:
i think the name third platoon is a good name
God
Well god damnit your right
God:
well because i couldnt think of anythin better
Jesus:
i think the name third platoon is a good name
God
Well god damnit your right
by Captian Long-dong June 23, 2009
by abstyle78 August 01, 2009
by Your lordship November 02, 2021
Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009