Platapuss

The act of going down on a woman she is squirting in your face. Not to be confused with a golden platapuss.

To platapuss a person is like going down on a water slide face first.

by Capatiller77 June 8, 2017

platapussy

a platypus + a octopus = platapussy

bro look at that platapussy

by me.man April 12, 2019

platapussy

a platypus vag

look at that platapussy

by platapaul February 17, 2022

Platapus

Some one that is just plain stupid.

That guy is such a platapus for thinking the world is flat.

by Melcabob April 2, 2009

duckbill platapus

Dr.Hartwells prize winning medical science research group

duckbill platapus have a venomous gland on there back right claw

by Dr. Hartwell March 23, 2005

platapus

Nick Faust the platapus AkA "PP" for short goofy looking mother fucker cant match ever dresses like a Bum. rocks a fucked up mullet. over all a deuche ass cabbage bus riding mother fucker

Nick Faust "wigger" "loser"

by The Best January 3, 2005

Dirty platapus

Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.

Don't be such a dirty platapus all the time, you don't have to choke them all the time.

by Not plat March 8, 2020