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I thought you had a plan

A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.
Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan
by AleKsandr H. August 19, 2011
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Meal plan? Thank you!!

A repetitive phrase said by the cashier at Lakeside Diner at Georgia Southern University.
When I went to pay for my philly cheese steak, the cashier excitedly exclaimed, "Meal plan? Thank you!!!".
by borinqueno90 May 31, 2009
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yank your plank

yank your plank is a british term for wanking
yank your plank, where is the office boy, he is in the toilet yanking his plank
by christu October 1, 2006
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