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Don Pepino poop

The after effects of over-saucing your pizza slice with the zesty tasty sauce from Don Pepino can be seen in the form of a bright red coloured stool known as the Don Pepino poop.

Often sloppy in nature due to the accompaniment of pizza chilli flakes or jalapenos (or both), Don Pepino poop looks like someone has doused your whole colon with red paint before you squirt a deep ochre colour into the pan.
"Dude - I slopped half a jar or Don Pepino onto my Red Baron pizza last night. My shit is so red that I've made the toilet pan look like the Japanese flag!"

"I saw old fruit - I had a pleasant repast with the archbishop last evening and he served up pizza with extra sauce. I think the Don Pepino poop he'll be producing today could interrupt his sermon if he doesn't squirt liquid red torpedoes out of his bung-hole before he commences evensong."
by Monty Cornwall October 6, 2008
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Bag-piping

Where the man puts his penis in a girls armpit, whereupon she proceeds to lift her arm up and down, like she is playing the bagpipes. This act is known as Bag-piping.
"We had a nudy ceildhi last night and had a good ole time Bag-piping"
by GaryB123 November 27, 2006
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Piping it

To have a very large penis.
My boy Julius is piping it. He put his girlfriend in a wheelchair he's so piping it.
by Laura_J December 16, 2008
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piping hot air

The result of masturbating so many times that only hot air can come out of your urethra.
Dave: Did you see that fit bird on chaturbate the other day with the massive jugs

Steve: Yeah mate, I was bashing off so many times that I ended up piping hot air.
by Johnywadd July 13, 2014
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night piping

an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night
Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit
by NotPorbeans June 3, 2019
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Pitino'd

I hadn't gotten laid in 3 months and Pitino'd a hot chick the other night at Porcini. Pretty embarrassing.
by Louisvilleisashithole July 31, 2010
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Hot Piping Loaf

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop
"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"
by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016
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