PicoTard

A scale of Tard beyond comprehension of most people (excluding Yanks). On a scale of 1-10 a Pico Tard is an immeasurable number, some scientists predict the number may have a 4 in at one point, although this is mere speculation.

That Frank is such a PicoTard the other day he blew his nose on a goat.

by mortensent April 11, 2005

procetard

A person who follows process to simply follow process blindly.

When your peers and management do something without reason. Much like charging up a mountain with a squirt gun to take down the machine gun turret simply because a process stated to do so; procetard.

by hatingdumbshit February 21, 2012

pietard

Similar to mootard, with more emphasis on the subject's obesity.

You fat, ugly retard. You're a pietard.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

piscetarian

fish eater (primarily)

john is a piscetarian, hes' GOT to be homo!!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

peetard

nickname for "pete wentz" of fall out boy.

peetard plays the bass in fall out boy.

by bob1231232312312 September 15, 2007