poddling

That thing cats do with their claws when they are trying to settle down.

The cat was poddling on it's owners lap.

by Miss Know it alls April 26, 2011

knickers like a paddling pool

Of a lady in a sexually excited state

Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool

by mattski July 1, 2004

Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!

Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!

by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013

doggy paddling

the act of slapping a persons butt cheeks with your balls while fucking them from behind(doggystyle)

Once I started getting into my rhythm I was doggy paddling her good

by PrivateJes July 9, 2010

peddling

The action of promoting an idea or view persistently or widely.

You have been peddling lies about Limerick for the last two and a half years.

by GerryH September 2, 2021

Paddling The Pink Canoe

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022

Granny Peddling

When a male hangs out with grannies at nursing homes (often under the disguise as one of those volunteers who go to nursing homes to cheer people up) just to screw them when noone else is around (often times the older women really love it or are too out of it to really care).

"Josh, if you're that horny, just go to the nursing home and granny peddle for a bit."

by Sly Nipples February 24, 2005