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E.T Phone Home

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation
Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...
by pipeline69 May 29, 2011
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E.T. phone home

When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home
Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.
by Udegen May 3, 2018
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phonehole

1. a phony asshole

2. a phony asshole on a cell phone
1. That chick who's interviewing stars on the red carpet at the Oscars is such a phonehole.

2. I sat next to a real phonehole on the train yesterday.
by MsArdRi March 7, 2010
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