Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

It's always sunny in Philadelphia

Greatest tv show in history of man kind

It's always sunny in Philadelphia is the greatest tv show in history of mankind

by Londoncharlie April 3, 2021

Philadelphia Sunscreen

Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.

Inspired by the episode "The Gang goes to the Jersey Shore" episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 7.

"I hear the security is really strict at this gig, I think I'll just have a Philadelphia sunscreen"

by KhenM August 30, 2013

Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005

philadelphia snowball

Chucking a D battery at someone.

Look at those hipsters, I'm going to throw a Philadelphia snowball at them.

by RolandaM May 27, 2016

Philadelphia Highboy

A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.

Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!

by Dick Shannery November 23, 2018

Full Philadelphia

A state of learned helplessness and anger achieved after one has been mugged, burglarized, and had car/bike stolen in the City of Brotherly Love.

Chad: "This year has been a debacle! I have only been in Philly a year, in grad school at Penn, and I've already been mugged, had my fixie (bike) stolen, and my posh condo was burglarized!"

Bob: "Congratulations! You scored 'A Full Philadelphia!'"

by Me, Gonch August 5, 2012