Phildo

A beatiful being that you should hide your daughters from. He the most excellent person that has ever walked the face of the earth.. except for Jesus of course... he is the most understandiong and awesome person you have ever met. He fears noone.. no man at least. No man can defeat him. Beautiful people find themselves attracted to him like a magnet. Only the most worthy beings can find there way to his heart. He is the one only man that can defeat evil without blinking an eye... move over Batman... alfred can't help you with this one. His actual name can not be revealed because there is too much at stake... wherever you are... he will be there... where ever you look.. he is not far behind... wherever you tread he watches you... but you are protected.... BY... THE PHILDO....
Micheal Weston is the "Phildo"
by Obama has no idea... July 29, 2009
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Phildo

A generally dopey,jerkey character from the Philadelphia area.
Saw a couple of jerkey Phildoes walking down the street here
by JoeNJ2 November 18, 2010
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A dildo for a red-haired goat.
That guy could really use a big ol' phildo.
by pussybandit May 04, 2010
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the worst insult ever, a phildo is the gayest, shittiest, dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most diguisting scumbag ever
holy shit that phildo farted and it registered a 9.0 on the richter scale, but thank god i am in the shadow zone
by wigga November 11, 2003
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A high-school geek who plays soccer... or a fancy dildo
Did you see Phildo today? He tottaly fell on his butt.
by phildo shirey February 14, 2005
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A High School kid who plays soccer... may be involved with ti-calc and cheats on Math Tets... Often times this word can be used to describe sexual toys a "Phil" would play with. May cause abrupt stop in sexual desire... or make you hornay!
Did you see Phildo today! Coach tottaly made him roll around the feild.

Phildo is going to kill corry!

DAAAAAAAMN! Did you see that! Phildo totally fell on his ass!
by phildo shirey February 16, 2005
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My roommate at Bloomsburg University. He looks like a monkey and has a lisp with a stutter.
Who ate my pizza? Phildo!
by Tight November 19, 2003
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