perined

In a football game, getting run over by a huge running back.

What a hit, he just got Perined!

by Tmom November 15, 2014

pruned up

Somebody (usually a girl) who refuses to have sex.

“Man that girl is so hot but shes pruned up so i probably can’t smash”

by 😍😍😍😍😍 n April 21, 2018

prunedale

Prunedale,CA A small town with a population around 7,000.. very small! People who live here usually have a house built on 2 + acres well i did there are about 3 elemetary Schools.. echo valleymrs murphy and mr jackson wre the nicest!, prunedale, and Prunedale Christian Academy ((Liberty Family Academy shut down when i was in 3rdd there is 1 library where most people hangout at if not riding horses...HOME OF THE PRUNETUCKY PEOPLES!!! There is one Burger King and a Mc Donalds across 101. You can oonly by grocerys at a super maxx or Safeway across the highway. This town is 15 miinutes away from Salinas..and a5 away from Gilroy..and 45 away from San Jose...

Darlene-Hey Clarissa are you done with your homework?

Clarissa-Yess...

Darlene-Then lets go to the Prunedale library!

Clarissa-Yipee!

by Darlene MashedPotatoes September 23, 2007

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019

Pruned the family tree

Suicide.

Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.

by The Dancing Ramses August 20, 2019

Perined

The end result of being flattened, left on your back, or injured after trying to tackle the University of Oklahoma Sooners running back Semaji Perine.

Anthony Thomas is still laying on the field after being Perined on the 20 yard line!

by JRock7J November 15, 2014

Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.

1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.

by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008