period theory 

The theory stating that if a girl feels comfortable talking about her period to a guy of whom she has no intimate relationship, said guy will not be able to smash.

"Yo Cindy talked to me about her period yesterday" says Sam. "According to the period theory that means you won't be able to smash" says Neal

period theory by Fancy Tampon September 15, 2015

5th period toilet time

When your one friend stinks so bad during 5th period.

Friend 1: Yoooo yesterday was wild bro.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.

5th period toilet time by UrbanJimit May 15, 2020

Period Trick 

1. Changing the size of all the periods in an essay to make it appear longer than it actually is. Commonly used to meet length requirements of a paper.

2. The reasoning a girl uses to avoid having sexual intercourse.

1. Oh shit! my essay is short by about a page. Time to use the period trick!

2.

Mary: So I saw you and Brad together last night! Did you...ya know?

Sammy: No, I really didnt want to have sex with him, so I pulled the period trick and just gave him a bj.

Period Trick by roflzorz07 May 10, 2011

period talk 

(N) the self-depricating garbage that comes out of a woman's mouth when she's about to have her period.

any language spoken either outwardly, or internally, which deems the speaker unworthy, friendless, ugly, fat, or in anyway abnormal 2-3 days of the month, on a regular basis.

(n) Your period talk is really bringing me down. Why don't you go have a pint of hagen daz or something?

alt. What? Of course I'm your friend! Of course you aren't fat! Of course we aren't avoiding you! That's just period talk.

period talk by britespotshope March 17, 2010

Period Tits 

When you see a chick you know and it looks like her boobs grew a cup size. Then you see her again a week later and her boobs look like they've shrunk back. She was on her period and her boobs got bigger; she had period tits.

Hey did you see Jill yesterday? I swear her tits got bigger. She get a boob job?

Nah man, they're just period tits.

Period Tits by Pufferfush January 30, 2014

living period to period 

When a girl is having questionably protected (or unprotected) sex and NOT trying to get pregnant, her periods are a cause for celebration, just like pay checks are for those who are poor. Hence, she's living period to period instead of pay check to pay check.

Girl #1: I just got my period!! That means that all that sex I was having while I was drunk must've been protected!!!

Girl #2: You really need to stop living period to period.

living period to period by slytherinchick13 January 15, 2013

period no tampon 

what you say when someone’s stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”
“period no tampon”

period no tampon by vivivanilla13 October 30, 2018