In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!
by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008
Get the pension plannermug. People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 13, 2019
Get the Pension Leechesmug. A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge
I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers
by Human Form July 18, 2016
Get the pension botherermug. Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.
Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?
They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009
Get the Pensioner Pantsmug. Dude 1: Are getting back with your Ex or what?
Dude 2: Maybe, i'm getting tired of this pension sex tho.
Dude 2: Maybe, i'm getting tired of this pension sex tho.
by EuroPinseeker October 25, 2012
Get the Pension Sexmug. by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020
Get the pensioners pianomug. An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.
Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.
Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.
Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
by Spicy chicken fajitas May 11, 2021
Get the Pension Witchmug.