penny-stock

The topic of an email, usually unsolicited, which provides its recipient with investment "advice."

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Syml: QCPC

QCPC is involved in the exploding OEM sector
and is set for tremmendous gains.
We called this penny-stock on January 11th and by the 12th it was up 78% at $0.49!
The company has a book value of $1.20 and with the upcoming
news release and the wide-reaching prromotion
we expect it to meet or exceed the $1.20 mark!

You can rake MILLIONS only if you pounce on this offer NOW!

by Wordsworth (1770-1850) June 10, 2007

penny skateboard

a mini skate board that resembles a banana board and they're so AWESOME! you could 360 flip ollie and shuvit or any other trick you got or just ride in pools or anywhere. they're so small you could put inside your backpack and very strong and flexible and dont say get a real longboard cause this is waaaay awesomer

as jake's friends were skateboarding he came up there with his new penny skateboard. they were laughing at him until he started pulling ollies and shuv-its. now he gets cred from his friends every time they see him

by uhh... duh? November 12, 2011

Shiny Penny Syndrome

When a guy or girl sees a "shiny penny" (a hot guy or girl) & all their attention is focused on them until they see a newer, shinier penny (a new hot guy or girl) & they completely forget about the first penny.

Girl 1: "Josh is so hot. I think I really like him."

*Hot stranger walks by*

Girl 1: "HOLY CRAP HE"S SO GORGEOUS!"

Girl 2: "What about Josh?"

Girl 1: "Huh? Who's Josh??"

Girl 2: "You totally have Shiny Penny Syndrome."

by Carissarayanna April 13, 2011

Penny shed

Because a penny has nearly zero value and a shed is a building someone spends the least amount of money on to hide the shit they wanna throw away but think it’ll have use someday......

Ok boyz, don’t be causin any trouble tonight, the last thing we wanna do is spend the night in old sheriff Jonny’s ‘Penny shed’!

by Ball333 July 1, 2019

9/10 of a penny street whore

A slutty girl who usually works the corner infront of a gas station.

Yo Eddie did you hear about Christina's new job?
Yea i heard she works on the corner in front of the gas station, i hink they call that a 9/10 of a penny street whore.

by tankbirdie March 2, 2010

penny slit

n. Cheap-ass hooker. Obscure use of the word "slit" as vagina or ass, with penny indicating that it is so cheap you don't need much more than a penny to buy some time with it.

n. Any body orifice where a penny might fit.

v. On the present (-ing) it means buying some time from a cheap hooker.

Damn, look at that hoe, she's a penny slit.

Dat ho's got a penny slit yo; that shit's sexy as fuck.

Im'ma fuck the shit outta' that penny slit, it's so damn cheap yo.

My fucking bitch of an ex slept with half the damn neighborhood, she was such a cheap penny slittin' ho.

Im'ma go penny-slitting round the hood. Bitches love my pennies.

I pulled that penny slit... Jackpot!

by bloodedge September 19, 2014

Penny Stack

The penny stack is an amusement for people of all ages, get a load of pennies (or two p's whatever your choice) and get some some super glue.

Next stick one down on somewhere people will see it, and wait until dry. And then add another. Keep going until you feel satisfied.

Now someone will be very perplexed by the stacked up pennies. =

Did you see that awesome 1000 high penny stack?

Yeah dude, it was sick.

by raejay September 24, 2009