penis butter

The sticky film of sweat and other unknown substances that clings to a man's gentials on a really hot day.

Since it is so hot today I will scrape some penis butter from my penis for a sandwhich.

by ugandarox June 19, 2003

penis butter

something used to get gum out of your hair

egor! use some penis butter to get the gum out of your hair!

then give jack a blumkin

by Penis Mctits March 8, 2008

penis butter

these dumb ass fuck knobs that actualy think up this i.q. lowering brain jizz, type of shit.

u r such a penis butter slamwhich biiiaaaattcchh!!

by peenis butter fucker September 3, 2003

Penis-Butter Sandwich

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.

Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.

by sixtyfps March 6, 2009

penis butter samwich

When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.

Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.

by 82BU November 3, 2015

penis butter and jelly sandwich

A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread

I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly

He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste

by NinjaSammichBear January 21, 2011

Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”

Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.

by daddyblast69 April 13, 2023