penazzled

The effect of adding fake jewels to the male pubic and genital region.

My wife got vagazzled yesterday, so I got myself penazzled to match.

by chef goombi April 12, 2017

Pojazzle

To try and make simmering bad look good. Like rolling a turd in glitter.

The manager tried to pojazzle to the press in his after match interview. But there was no getting around the teams poor performance.

by Priesthood Dispatches November 16, 2021

pajazzle

vagazzle for male genetalia, composed of diamonty patterns

i really want a pajazzle on my penis...

by jarmanator March 31, 2011

Piejazzled

The uncontrollable excitement shown by fat people at the prospect of food (particularly Pies). Usually accompanied by shaking hands fixated stare and profuse sweating.

"Look at that fat lard over there drooling over his Ginsters Steak & Kiddney, he is completely Piejazzled!"

by Ben Margerison May 16, 2007

Pajazzle

To jazz up a Facebook or Twitter page with images, photos, different backgrounds and colour theming.

Posting: Check out my new Facebook page, I have just pajazzled it!

by The Street Guru October 4, 2012

pejazzlecise

the art of applying crystals and/or gems to your own penis while listening to jazzercise music. Made famous by the great Pejazzelator, JJ!

Did you sign up for the pejazzlecise class, I heard it's being taught by the Great Pejazzlerator himself, I can't contain my excitement!

by The Great Pejazzleator May 15, 2014

Penazzle

When a men bedazzles his man region using any sparkly/bejeweled variety of body art.

Lady: "Wow! What an amazingly shiny penis!"
Man: "Nice sparkle nuts, broseph!"
Penazzled Man: "Thanks, I went with a penazzle tonight."

by crazyscratchnsniffeyes October 22, 2011