philanthropy 

A technique used by brutally inquisitive rich people to deflect any criticism of their terrible behavior.

As they enabled a plague of heroin-derived medications to kill tens of thousands of Americans, the Sackler family employed philanthropy at big museums; colleges and universities; European art entities.

philanthropy by George Sorhed August 5, 2022

Vaginal Philanthropy 

When your buddy calls you up from a bar because there's more women for him to handle on his own and he wants you there to divert some of the estrogen flow.

Chewie called me up from EPSN Zone because he was with two hot Asian chicks and wanted to spread the wealth. What an act of Vaginal philanthropy!

Vaginal Philanthropy by Quinmill August 25, 2007

Pilanthropy 

Short for “Pi Philanthropy.” A showy donation by a geeky or vanity billionaire to fund pi research, which could inexplicably or allegedly help save planet Earth from extinction, or which would increase the chances of earthlings communicating with extraterrestrials in order to avoid any mishap that could lead into a galactic war.

Bezos and Branson are donating close to half a billion bucks to the Center of Pi Research—doesn’t their pilanthropy sound like some kind of insincere telescopic philanthropy to distract the skeptical public from questioning why both are paying so little tax on the billions they’d amassed during the pandemic?

Pilanthropy by Numerati August 10, 2023

entrepreneurial philanthropy 

Entrepreneurial Philanthropy: Corporations or entrepreneurs working with purpose and passion. Causing a change in the rotation of MONEY. Shifting corporate profits currently going to deep pockets to - corporate profits going to nonprofits.

Traditional corporations pocket the profits. Entrepreneurial philanthropy empowers the philanthropist in the consumer and allocates its profits for the consumer to allocate to their favorite nonprofit.

entrepreneurial philanthropy by Go Green Realty Inc. July 15, 2014

Philanthropy 

From the ancient Greek "Phil Collins" and "Anthropos"; the literal translation is "Phil Collins Man" but the word more loosely translates to a condition in which a man transforms into Phil Collins or gains Phil Collins-like qualities and abilities.

Jim: Hey, why do I always hear Steve singing Sussudio on nights when there's a full moon?
Bob: Steve suffers from Philanthropy.

Philanthropy by meiyoumayo February 14, 2012

Urban Philanthropy 

The practice of improving the life of your fellow man by generously sharing your music as you drive around with your windows, and possibly top, down, blasting whatever magnificent blessing is enhancing your own life out to others. Because you love your neighbors, and it's good to share.

Upon hearing a few bars of thumping bass and rhythmic shouting warped on either end by the doppler effect: "I do think a little urban philanthropy brightens up the neighborhood from time to time."

Urban Philanthropy by peterbilt May 24, 2011

Philanthropy 

The act of tying a burlap cord around one's sack to prolong the act of sex - especially when practicing the european act of a-nal.

That guy was a really into philanthropy - he lasted like 45 minutes - now I'm like a hotdog in a hallway

Philanthropy by That Guy 415 July 28, 2010