Peeling A Banana

Removing a condom

“Did you hear John tore his dick when he was peeling a banana?”

by Twurzy July 6, 2018

Peel the Banana Slowly

To Jerk off slowly

Guy: So I hear you're a master at slow-motion

Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly

Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!

by TotallyToastedTowlie May 6, 2010

whatever peels your banana

synonym to whatever floats your boat but sounds almost sexual, producing a deliciously perverted twist on a commonly used expression.

Sr. Agua - "Bebo agua con tu madre."
Sra. Sopa - "Whatever peels your banana."

by thai rye July 19, 2005

Peeling Bananas

The manipulation and exploitation of the male species by appearing interested and willing to reward. Bananas are peeled for personal gain or just pure entertainment.

G: Let me send this provocative txt to X and then he can fix my History essay!
H: Tututut, your peeling bananas again!

by YourCakeface January 28, 2009

peel banana

When you give a guy a hand job and the condom peels like a banana

She totally gave me a peel banana

by Based You January 16, 2014

Peel Bananas

To leave; to go somewhere. Another way of saying peel out or to make moves.

"I'll scoop you and we'll peel bananas," said PK.

by The Infamous Jenn January 13, 2009

Peeled Banana

When you're beating your meat so damn hard that you tear the surrounding penile skin and your penis looks like a peeled banana.

I saw bought Belle Delphine's bath water so I filled a bath and started beating my meat too hard and now I have a Peeled Banana.

by Awooke July 21, 2019