PED

1: A Ped is all things wonderful. A Ped is your best friend, your favorite game, etc.
2: Ped may also be used a swear word.
3: Ped is the word you use when you don't know what to say.
4: A word relating to ped is Anti-Ped. An Anti-Ped is all things bad and terrible. The list of terrible may include dead memes, animal abuse, etc.
5: performance enhancing Drug

1: "Jason is my Ped, we are just the best of friends".
2: "go Ped yourself Jeff".
3: "Jason is an A** hole", "Uuuh, yeah he is a - Ped".
4: "Blake is an Anti-Ped".

by The Slippery Whale January 09, 2019

ped

It's short for pedophile.

"Oh my god I heard that teacher is a ped that dates students."

by jenevieve October 17, 2005

Ped

1. To have characteristics normally attributed to Pikeys, Gypsys, Gypos.

2. To 'Ped' someone off, is to borrow money from them constantly, with very little effort made to pay it back in a timely fashion.

1. "No, you can not borrow £20 you fucking ped!"

2. "He's being pedding me off now, for about 6 months"

by AsdaAce7 September 30, 2011

ped

A word commonly used by office managers for "small black filing cabinets."

Good Morning,
Reply to this email if you would like a ped and were not issued one. I’ll make sure we order you one for the new space.
Thank you,

by gmanATX February 12, 2010

Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.

Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.

by JesterHat August 31, 2009

ped

a shorter version of "pedestian"

Whoooa Emily, watch out for those jay-walking peds!

by Kara August 27, 2005

Ped

Another name for Moped, a type of Motorcycle that only often goes up to 180cc.

"Blud, we just jacked this ped!"

by Jason May 24, 2003