bear's pears

Meaning: Exceptionally good or unique.

Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.

I heard the boss took Marc out to that fancy steak house because of his leadership on that last project. That's just the bear's pears.

by DeadMichael February 6, 2018

apples and pears

Cockney rhyming slang for 'stairs'.

"I'll just go up the apples and pears to bed, then."

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

tots and pears

The worthless disingenuous wishes of small dicked gun-loving republicans after the regular mass shootings that occur in the U.S. Never accompanied by any legislative action. Also known as "thoughts and prayers"

To all the victims of this week's children massacare, my tots and pears go out to you.

by Faulkner88 June 6, 2018

squares pears

literally a square shaped pear, some people really like injecting staples into it.

members of the squares pears fan club (cult) have a profile picture of the square pear and use the phrase "every day tomorrow" way too often.

we love squares pears, they're coolio broski yoski broski!!!!!!!

broski yoski broski can't you just chillax and eat a squares pears??

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

apple n pears

a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!

" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004

Peaches & Pears

Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.

David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.

by Bystander Bill May 9, 2013

eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla October 6, 2016